Sunday, August 17, 2008

The New Drunken Master of Malaysia

All hail the new "Tiger" Sifu!
~Jumping Tiger, Leaping Beer 24/7~

"PETALING JAYA: The Malaysian press may be fixated on politics in recent weeks but it was the humble Malaysian tree shrew that grabbed the headlines in major newspapers and websites throughout the world. A research has revealed that the pen-tailed tree shrew (Ptilocercus lowii), commonly referred to as tupai ekor kembang, can drink the equivalent of a case of 3.8% beer every night but does not get drunk." ~The Star~

Let see now! If I tag along "Tiger" to any venue where English Premier League might be screened and lot of nice cool beer is served. I might see the action & of course, unlimited supply of beer for free because all the dude will be too drunk after losing the ~All you can drink~session with "Tiger " to continuing watching the football match while the gals will all fall over "Tiger" because he just too cute not too be cuddled in their lovely arms.

~Maybe Nuffnang should adopt "Tiger " as it's official Mascot~

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