Sunday, August 31, 2008

Bolehland Flip Flop Event

NS deals led to RM110m loss ( Spectre @ @!)

Over the four years, the audit found that 63,417 people failed to attend the programme for various reasons, which led to the Government having to fork out the money to camp operators due to the way the contract was set out.The audit also checked on certain camps from various angles such as the suitability of its location, cleanliness, food quality and quality of equipment supplied.The audit also found that T-shirts, track pants, baseball caps and sports shoes supplied under contracts worth RM41.12mil were of low quality.

Hmmmm! Spectre thinking switching to becoming an Government supplier.Easy Money. Just wait until end of month and just collect big fat paycheck. Please Note. It is Not the 1st time Gov. got conned by middleman. Remember the one lousy screwdriver for RM 50 case? Maybe they don't shop at Tesco! Maybe NS programme should bungkus or need better management team! Only at Bolehland!


Welder put out of nut misery

JOHOR BARU: The welder who was hospitalised after he used a nut to elongate his penis was finally put out of his misery when doctors removed the offending spare part.It is learnt that staff from the Hospital Sultanah Aminah drained out some of the blood and cut away some skin on the upper layer of his organ to remove the nut.

*Ahem* This case is very unique even for Spectre XD. This particular case proves that when lust overpowered common sense, stupidity bypass any known boundary even at Bolehland.Poor Dude. He going to live with this *ahem* experience for long time! Maybe he will learn the lesson to surf blog for safer *ahem* tips. That dude even got 7 fireman helping, trying, *ahem* his thingy out! Really Boleh!

Robbers posing as JPJ men make off with RM1.2m microchips

BUKIT MERTAJAM: Three men posing as Road Transport Department (JPJ) enforcement officers flagged down a security van and escaped with microchips worth about US$350,000 (RM1.2mil). The bonded security van was transporting the microchips to a factory in Bayan Lepas when the robbers stopped the vehicle 2.5km away from a Seberang Jaya factory where the items were loaded at about 3pm on Friday.

At Bolehland, everyday is Hallowen party where any Tom, Dick, Harry "kuwakchai" can just don any law enforcement suit bought from any retail shop and immediately "kuwakchai" can transform like "The Transformer" into policeman, soldier, Rela, JPJ and etc. plus starts going around collecting "coffee money" from unlucky foreign worker,common citizen and commit heavy handed robbery within hour if they not lazy around drinking teh-tarik.

Ahmad didn’t mean it, says Abdullah

Ahmad had allegedly called the Chinese pendatang (immigrants) and was also reported to have said that “as the Chinese were only immigrants it was impossible to achieve equal rights amongst races” during a ceramah in Permatang Pauh in Aug 25.He had allegedly uttered the remarks in the presence of Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.

Spectre sees a (likely) potential candidate for 9x9 cold cell at Kamunting Jail under ISA but wait he *did not mean it* from our PM. Not even a simple apologize! Well! Spectre going to *boot/drag/vote* them out of from the office when next election comes!

Malaysian Average Joe Dilemma
When an angmoh (foreigner) stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.(From www.KennySia.com)

Spectre are inclined to agree coz really u *try* to kiss local Jane even those flying kiss. Consider yourself lucky if that Jane don't whack u with Prada bag, High heel shoe, lipstick, curse your entire generation, IPhone, & etc.

Spectre Version
When an half drunk, unshaved, angmoh stranger wearing 'Made in China' sandal,beer-stained t-shirt, cigar smelling mouth kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you went high like 'Cindrella meeting his Prince Charming'. When average Malaysian joe ask politely to go dating with flowers,present and kiss on the *tips of your hand* if lucky,you went berzerk like Rambo and start wacking, karate, bashing that poor fella like teddy bear and into the nearest Monsoon drain. *subject to personal interpretation*

For (still single) Guys only
I know u are probably hearbroken but is a big world out there go start courting angmoh girls instead XD

Only at Bolehland


Source news & pix (www.TheStar.com.my)
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